Refried Turd

After removing the RPC from the turd, one would refry ones turd and serve it on a plate for dinner.

That refried turd was absolutely delicious!!!

by DabombBiaaaach June 1, 2023

Turd burglar

A thief that prowls the night looking for its next victims turd to take home to his or her fellow loved turglars, they do not care if it is a man, woman, child or armadillo their turd will be taken.

The turd burglar has struck again

by Turglar December 6, 2020

Turd-Head

A guy/girl who trash talks and just acts like a total moron.

Shut the fuck up turd-head!

by Crazyvideos.tv April 16, 2017

Turd nugget

Somebody with good intentions that engages in "piece of shit" like activities, despite the fact that they're genuinely a good person;

Which one of you turd nuggets drank my last god damn beer?
" " fucked my old lady.....again?
" " plugged up my toilet?
" " pissed in the kitchen sink?

by RWD+TKJ=AWESOME July 10, 2017

Caity Turd

Caity Turd is beautiful and kind. Caity is a gal you can always count on to be there no matter what. She pushes her own feelings aside for others, and is always someone to rely on. She is sexy smart and wonderful. SHESSSS MINEEEEE BACK OFFFFFFF BEACHHHHHH

Caity turd is talans

by McFartyThePoTty December 29, 2021

Floor Turd

A turd you find staring at you on the floor of a public restroom. It's usually best to try and find a different restroom after seeing a floor turd, as the floor shitter responsible was likely trying to warn you that the restroom is very disgusting. Ironically, they only add to the problem.

Bob: So I went to use the toilet at the local Pizza Hut, and there it was. A floor turd smiling at me. That was what made me end up using the toilet in the Burger King across the street.

by E hates Q September 12, 2021

toot the turd

Toot the turd is a popular Australian car game played by tooting the car horn and waving when you spot a self conscious dog owner picking up a steaming dog turd. This unwanted attention will heighten the poo bagers embarrassment and may even result in them offering you an expressive hand gesture in response.

Max loved playing toot the turd, however the game didn’t seem quite so amusing once she had her own dog.

by Smooax September 4, 2020