turd licker

someone male or female that gives a blowjob after anal and there are turd stains on the dick

"yo so you know sandy"

"yeah"

"she is a turd licker"

"bruh"

by kid dying in a mini van February 23, 2021

Twat Turd

A person who dictates posts topically to make sure they suit his personal agenda of taking over the world and slaying all the dirty hoochies

Chad sure is being a Twat Turd today.
Justin likes to act like a Twat Turd on Facebook posts for no reason.

by Ambizness June 12, 2018

Turd of Mouth

Australian comedy Podcast reviewing shit reviews. Totes meta. Top 10 in comedy charts on iTunes. Fookin hilarious.

Hey douchebag, you heard any good new funny podcasts recently?

Yeah mate, fuckin Turd of Mouth ey.

by Sum Yun Guy III November 5, 2018

turd spanker

When two or more people are involved in anal sex and the males penis pushes up on a turd, he is considered a Turd Spanker.

Yo did you hear about Scot!? Apparently he was giving it to his boyfriend in the butt and got some poop on his Johnson. Bro, what a Turd Spanker!!

by HairyStikNeverShave June 2, 2017

Turd Tickle

Turd tickle: nailing someone in the butt.

She's such a skank that I wouldn't even turd tickle her!

by Alpha Male May 31, 2018

turd burglar

Someone you accuse of stealing your shit.

"Hey, do you have my lighter?"
"Oh yeah here it is...(pocket)"
"You turd burglar!"
"What the heck is a turd burglar?"
"Someone who keeps stealing my shit!"

by DD303 August 9, 2016

Turd Burglar

What you call a person who robs homeless people

"Did you see that nob end who just stole that street musicians coin jar? What a major turd burglar."

by yeuo0oy October 16, 2018