there are no trucks in minecraft

a gag in "50 ways to die in minecraft" where if you say that, you will get run over by a purple semi truck

Person 1: Hey give me all your emeralds.
Person 2: Sorry I left it in my... truck.
Person 1: What? There are no trucks in Minecraft!

and then the person dies, the end

by cool good epic man July 6, 2025

Cake truck

A woman's butt which is overly bodacious and bouncy when in motion.

Damn, Aunt Fanny walking around with her cake truck tonight.

by Obliene November 26, 2021

clown truck

An insult that can be used in any situation.

He fell, what a clown truck!

by Sirlosealot513 May 17, 2016

Crank the truck

A slang term that means to have sex with someone.

Rob: Are you guys gonna crank the truck tonight?
Bob: Yep... we're gonna crank the truck all night.

by Setariii January 17, 2011

truck stop blues

When that lot lizard got you worked up but you don’t hit it because you ran out of penicillin.

Im over here at jubitz with the truck stop blues.

by Billy cheese steak October 14, 2019

pinch your trucks

an aesthetic that is based on instagram hot tall fuckable skater @pinch(underscore)your(underscore)trucks aka Diego limofo Tous.

"omg thats so pinch your trucks!)

by missgirlxoxo November 10, 2021

Prop truck

A truck that's not used for actual truck things. These trucks are typically bought by urban and suburban men to look cool and are subsequently impractically large with short beds. These trucks often serve as those men's daily drivers despite the heaviest load they will ever carry being groceries.

"Ugh! These prop truck drivers and their oversized back-sides don't know how to park. They're sticking out into the aisle."

by SomeCaliGirl July 15, 2025