Rod and ball tourture

First find a female partner then let her chain you down to a slab of wood and shove a rods up their ass, throat, and penis. Then proceed to whoop his balls with a little whip.

Person 1: are you Daring.
Person 2: yes
Person 1: let’s to rod and ball tourture
Person 2: FUCK THAT

by fuck_niggers_69 February 9, 2021

Tik Tok Tourettes

An involuntary urge to sing and dance to the latest tik tok trends.

“Into the thick of it!” “renegade renegade” omg Sophia stop with the tik tok tourettes!!

by Juliamichaels June 26, 2021

Extra-Solar-Tourist

Someone who has visited a different star than the one they were born near.

No one from Earth has achieved this yet.

The Extra-Solar-Tourists decided to invade Earth and enslave the population for the fun of it.

by Logical_OverLord July 24, 2021

Third World Tournament X (TWTX)

Meper no debe ser FRL

"Oye, Meper no debe ser FRL en Third World Tournament X (TWTX)"
"Basado"
Amistad :

by Dios6327 December 29, 2021

cock and ball tourture

It is a phrase often used when in a doggy style sex position that means delight and comfort.

Oh daddy give me that cock and ball tourture!

by dickfuck3000 May 9, 2022

Gotta go Tourette’s syndrome

When someone has to go and do something more important than what they are currently doing. But they keep getting distracted, only for them to suddenly realise again that they have to go and they instantly panic.

Gotta go Tourette’s syndrome is for example
Person 1: “man I gotta get the kids soon. Oh Oi man the other day at thingos house did u see how buckled what’s his name was?”
Person 2: “yeah man, I seen that he’s a funny cunt ay, like the other night he was like sayin all this shit to…”
Person 1: *gasps* “shit fuck what’s the time?! Fuck I gotta go pick up the kids from daycare in 5 mins”
Person 2: ok let’s go then
Person 1: but yeah he was talkin so much shit etc.

(Continues talking forgetting responsibilities)
Repeat x3 times

by Areyouarita December 15, 2022

7 game tournament

If you have heard someone say line "7 game tournament"... Dont take them seriously, they are probably a pendu fan. The biggest competition in the history of sports was called the World cup all the way from 1930-2018. But when Lionel Messi won it with a world class performance, they try to claim its just a 7 game tournament.

Pendu fan - RONALDO IS STILL THE GOAT! A 7 GAME TOURNAMENT WONT CHANGE IT!!!
Me - But the world cup is the biggest and most valueble team trophy you can win...
Pendu fan - NOOOO! THE UCL IS BIGGER!!!
Me - *Walks away

by Harpovich December 19, 2023