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Shark

A shark is known as a junkie who phines for a bowl of meth
That Damn shark always trying to shark up my drugs
by Lmfaoatyou November 10, 2020
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Pink Shark

(n.) A sex act in which one makes a shark head hand puppet with index and middle fingers forming the top of the mouth and ring and pinky fingers forming the bottom and fingering a semen filled menstruating vagina and an anus with the shark head making a chomp chomp motion and thrashing the head around. The froth generated from the semen mixed with the menstrual blood makes a markedly pink froth such as sharks produce during a feeding frenzy. This act performed on a non semen filled and menstruating vagina is known as the muddy shark or two in the pink two in the stink.
Allison was on the rag so after Josh creampied her a little too fast he decided to cheer her up with a Pink Shark.
by PurpleFaeDragon March 8, 2024
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wizard shark dick

If you have a shark tattooed on your dick, and you're a wizard in the sack, giving your female partner excessive orgasms you might be considered to have a wizard shark dick.
Fatty has a hammerhead shark tattooed on his dick, all I keep hearing is how he fucks like a wizard. He must have a wizard shark dick
by FattyBizkits May 11, 2023
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sucking the shark

by trippytidepod June 12, 2021
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Carpet shark

Bruh that chick gave me the clap she gotta straight up carpet shark.
by Pappadoomdoeswords November 29, 2021
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Shark

A sexual position where a woman lies flat on her back in a bathtub. then a man lies on top of her inserting his penis into her vagina, then they both flop around and bite each other.
Jim: Damn bro my wife is crazy! Last night she wanted to do it shark style with me!
Jason: Wow! your lucky.
by Shark-style October 11, 2022
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shark

No it's not a way to have you-know-what, in case you were wondering!
You know very well that a shark is a sea creature in the water that seems more threatening than it actually is.
Weird Fact: More humans eat sharks than sharks eat humans per year.
by Beyond cringe October 1, 2022
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