Sneaky Porn

SKEAKY PORN:
(Snē•kē - pôrn)

1. VERB: The act of surreptitiously placing pornographic images in hidden, unexpected places, whereby a person would unlikely, yet eventually stumble upon it.

See: Sneaky Poo

2. NOUN: Pornographic images that are found after being purposely hidden in unexpected places as a practical joke.

1. "We're gonna Sneaky Porn that house!"

2. "I just found Sneaky Porn in my fireplace!"

by Tristessa_27 October 8, 2014

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Porn Goblin

Someone who watches porn a lot, too much in some cases. A porn goblin may be secretive about their porn watching habits others may be open about it.

Fred "I don't watch that much porn!"
Bob "Don't lie Fred we all know you're a porn goblin"

by secretslut October 17, 2013

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ampty porn

When people do sexual acts on musical equipment especially amps . The amp is often used to excell tge moans of the orgas

Dude I had sex with this chic on an amp yesterday. Hardcore ampty porn

by TWE123 July 27, 2014

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Dinosaur porn

Defined as: Porn that is classified as old, due to the: date, Low quality, and more active Porn Women

I grew tired of watching big booty thots get fucked by Young residents of the hood, so I went to dinosaur porn to see BeautyDior in

her prime.

Dinosaur Porn is defined as:Old porn

by Pussy Piper October 6, 2020

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hallmark porn

Noun. A film that starts at 8 o’clock and will reply three times in the next 24 hours that features Christmas lights and soft core women’s porn with no penetration.

I was wearing my crocs and fishnets while Diana and I enjoyed a Pino Grigio and Hallmark Porn.

by EZlikesundaymorning May 28, 2021

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