Dr Billy

When you want to get out of school to have a bong billy and smoke some weed / have a rage

Kid: Yeah im leaving early i have a doctors appointment with Dr Billy
Teacher: Oh, thats fine your free too leave

by chiefwolf November 14, 2011

Dr. Gordon-Smith

First off, HE HAS A PhD. Call him Doctor. Not Mister. Doctor.

He is an English teacher, and he is the best. No other teacher has the compassion and care for his students like DGS.
But, he destroys your paper to the point where you are not wanting to write again.

Me: Dr. Gordon-Smith, can I use a comma in this sentence?
Dr. Gordon Smith: Well, I learned during my PhD program at Emory University that you cannot use a comma in that sentence.

by Lord Amigo December 6, 2018

Dr. strangeglove

When you sit on your hand until it is numb and put on a medical grade glove and masturbate with yourself.

Man, being stuck in my apartment is tough, but at least I can have a visit with Dr. Strangeglove every now and then.

by Dr strangeglove August 25, 2021

Dr. pepper

This is something you can say instead of "9/11" because some people are too pussy to say the actual thing.

Dr. Pepper was a horrible event.

by Mewchzz October 21, 2023

Dr. Pepper Hand

A sad hand you use to masturbate with that you wish to have sex.

1.) Damn, she's using her Dr. Pepper Hand by laying her finger in her taco!
2.) This guy is awful lonely by sitting in his room, drinking his Dr. Pepper, and then using his Dr. Pepper Hand by flogging his dong.

by Amazonia Linux January 10, 2024

Dr Ice

A man that does not care for public opinion because he is alpha. However, he is a mad simp for both women and beers.

Sarah: OMG who is that crazy guy?
Jennifer: That is Dries aka Dr Ice! He is a living legend and a self proclaimed MILF hunter.

by Stratisvaldo May 18, 2022

td;dr

too dumb; didn't read. Similar to tl;dr

Person A: Side effects may include: Fatigue, possibly due to anemia; Diarrhea, especially if treatment is for the abdomen. Symptoms tend to appear...

Person B: td;dr, I'm taking the pill anyways

by AnonPezos December 21, 2023