the nipples hit the floor

When a woman grows old and saggy.

Wife: "Will you still love me when the nipples hit the floor?"

by strikingoil May 24, 2014

crank my nipples

When ones nipples are twisted and put into a stressful spot they need a companion to crank ones nipples to a point where you’re body is at 100% untwisted nipps

Hey Dan crank my nipples¥

by Jack the cranked December 6, 2017

Nipple Tassel(ing)

When you rub/flick your nipples with sheer force and urge.

"Excuess me miss what nice nipples you have"
"Why thank you"
"Do you mind if i nipple tassel(ing) you?"

by Militzz October 14, 2015

pippy long nipples

pippy long nipples are a set of firm nipples that can erect into a really long length and low key use it to whack all the useless bitchs back where they came from.

Ow! Your pippy long nipples slapped the shit out of me!

by the pips of the long nipples January 20, 2016

UwU Touchy Nipple

You usally have sex on sundays and UwU everyone with your fidget toys

UwU touchy nipple baddie :) Lol ewe.

by UwU ball January 19, 2022

going nipples-up

going bra-less, particularly in cases of individuals with perky or hard nipples.

did you see the top she wore last night? I'm sure she was going nipples-up!

by zazamua November 11, 2013

ear nipple rape

its something that makes your ears die

kill me now my ear nipple rape

by yuhbegavthhreaiht October 23, 2018