Last night he sharked me.
by Randomrandom 12345787 October 17, 2020
“Dad will you pick me up a pregnancy test”
“Honey you’re not pregnant you’re just fat.”
“Damn girl you just got sharked by your own dad.”
“Honey you’re not pregnant you’re just fat.”
“Damn girl you just got sharked by your own dad.”
by Soimmo August 21, 2019
When a girl wears a rubber hand puppet shark on her hand and beats your dick off while shoving bloody chum in her pussy
by travisbtrippin420 May 16, 2025
person 1: “have you heard of the song Scary Flying Shark!?”
Person 2: “leave me alone please you kept me in your basement for long enough.
Person 1: “oh your so silly!”
Person 2: “leave me alone please you kept me in your basement for long enough.
Person 1: “oh your so silly!”
by Scary Flying Shark! December 29, 2024
This was created by the same guy who created the urban dictionary and this was more or less a kinda sign… you for some reason wanted to come and see this even though. You know what it means. It means a dancing shark creepily upside down now…. I don’t know why but I just made that stupidity up myself in like 10 seconds but don’t EVER and I mean EVER search A search bar who is sick
by The dancing nugget July 22, 2022
Edward: "Goddammit you fucking blast minded Nobel Shark!"
Gabriel: "Go suck a dick classic named idiot you predator"
Gabriel: "Go suck a dick classic named idiot you predator"
by Shah Majee-Jahandi June 10, 2024