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California Math

When the number or quantity portrayed by an individual is no where near what the actual number or quantity is.
Kendrick said we only had 2 truck loads of boxes to move, there was 7. He needs to stop using that California math when counting.
by Dumpsterfire Commando March 20, 2025
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Gayer than a box of California cranberries

Gayer than a box of California cranberries
adj. (slang, humorous, absurd)
1. Extremely flamboyant, over-the-top, or obviously gay in a way that’s both unexpected and undeniable.
2. Unnecessarily extra, fabulous, or theatrical, like a Broadway performance starring a drag queen dressed as a fruit salad.
3. A phrase that sounds like an old-timey Southern saying but was actually made up in 2025, yet somehow feels like it always existed.

Origin:
Coined in 2025, this phrase randomly combines “gay,” “cranberries,” and “California” into something that makes no sense but feels right. Originally created as a joke, it has since confused, entertained, and baffled people across the internet.
Gayer than a box of California cranberries:
Example Sentences:
• “Dude walked in wearing a pink velvet suit with rhinestones. That man is gayer than a box of California cranberries.”
• “Why does this dance routine look gayer than a box of California cranberries?”
• “I told my grandma that phrase and she swears she heard it before. The Mandela Effect is real.”
by GranddaddyChino March 9, 2025
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California Battleship

A woman is floating naked in a pool with her eyes closed. Her man (also naked) goes inside the house and shoves a firework up his ass. He then lites it and runs back to the pool. He sneaks in the pool and lays flat and still. He takes a massive shit in the pool. As the turd exits his asshole, the firework propels the turd under the water straight at the woman, hopefully hitting a hole of his choice. Upon arrival, the man’s torpedo explodes in her, giving her an unforgettable orgasm.
Hey Baxter, can you place another order of mortars for me, I am getting low from my bitches getting so many California Battleships lately.
by Firebird6969 August 14, 2024
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California Transplant

Someone from california who has recently moved to washington state or oregon.
Jake: "Why do all these california transplants keep moving up here if all they're gonna do is complain"
Tim: "I know they're so annoying"
by Catfish The Fishiest January 9, 2024
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california coffee pot

on my hike, I went for a california coffee pot, and cleaned up with some leaves
by itsnotmeiswearr October 28, 2020
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norco California

A small horse town in California.. A green town.. Home to the cowboys from hell..
Norco California is a small horse town that is the home to the Norco Vagos the cowboys from hell.
by Norco22mfer May 21, 2023
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