Cap

A lie or a joke.

Chad: "Yo, your girlfriend gave Kyle a BJ"

Jake: "Cap!"

by Average South Park Enjoy April 6, 2023

cap

what you say when your gf's lips taste like your homie's pp and she says she hasn't been sleeping with him

A: I didn't sleep with ur homie!
B: cap

by penismanhuge December 14, 2020

Red Cap

People who follow Donald Trump religiously. It comes from the “Make America Great Again” MAGA hats that they always wear.

Yeah, his dad is definitely a red cap. I wonder who he voted for in 2020.

by pot8os September 11, 2022

Sno Cap

The act in which someone ejaculates in your beard giving the snowy effect

Bro 1: Yo, rough night last night?
Bro 2: Yeah bro, how did you notice
Bro 1: I see that sno cap

by teck deck June 23, 2019

cap

The normie version of kapp or kappa that originated on twitch.

Normie: Among Us is the best game in the world, no cap.

by greasycat April 5, 2021

cap city central

Generation alpha slang expressing disbelief.

Person A: Yo, I skibidi'ed this lit girl last night

Person B: 🤔 Oh, cap city central alert! 🚨 Bro, you've been saying that since dinosaurs roamed the Earth. 🦕💤

Person A: Nah, for real, we were vibing, no cap! 🙌

Person B: 🤥 Bro, you're in Fantasyland with Mickey Mouse right now. 🏰🐭 That's some skibidi-level storytelling. #FictionalFacts

Person A: Nah, dead serious! She was feeling my vibe, I swear! 💯🔥

Person B: 🤣 Sure, she was feeling the vibe like Pluto feels the gravitational pull of Mars. 🪐 #OutOfThisWorldLies

Person A: Man, you never believe me!

Person B: 🙄 Because you're the mayor of Cap City Central! 🎩🏛️ #ElectionDayEveryday

Person A: Come on, bruh, I'm not capping! She even texted me this morning. 😏

Person B: 🤨 Oh really? Show me the receipts then! 📲👀

Person A: My phone died, man! But she was all about those good vibes. 😎💬

Person B: 🚨 Emergency alert! Code red cap city central! 🚨 Bro, your phone's got more issues than a math book. 📚📱 #TechnicalDifficulties

Person A: You gotta trust me on this one, fam!

Person B: Trust? 🤣 That's a skibidi-level request! You're more likely to find Bigfoot riding a unicorn. 🦄👣 #LegendaryLies

Person A: Whatever, man. You just jealous.

Person B: Jealous of your cap collection? 🧢😂 I'm good, bro. I'll be over here in the land of non-fiction. 📖🌍 👸🎭 #CapCityParade

by duncan harry February 26, 2024

hella cap

cap but more cap

P1: you're getting expelled from school.
P2: naw thats hella cap

by hal0fan May 9, 2022