SMOOT

semen, cum that is created while on a boat

named after minnisota cornerback fred smoot who is known not for his football skills but for his ability to cover a boat in semen

I hit the bitch in the eye with some smoot while riding around the bay

Be carefull where you shoot that smoot.

by The A Team of the Food Bank August 29, 2008

smoosh

the act of two guy's fucking each other in the ass at the same time. very hard to do and only the well endowed can do it.

damn dude mike and adam asked me if i like to smoosh, after i told them yes they let me join in on the fun.

by bad andy hasselhoff June 20, 2006

smoots

Smoots

another word for smooches when writing in chat
it's usually written $m00tz
the $ is for the worth of spending time smooting
extra $$$$$$$ b4 teh m00tz means more luv

k3wl anythingz possible

-ttyl8tr smoots<3<3<3

or
-ttyl8tr $$$$m00tz<3<3<3

by $m00x0r June 13, 2010

Pickle Smoocher

a Dick Licker or DilDoe Sucker like that Italian guy from Maine. Especially enjoys interspecies fellatio, and particularly likes donkey dicks, camel cocks, porcupine pricks, wallaby wangs, monkey members, and dog dongs of any breed. Hates cats.

Hey, did you see that pickle smoocher, David's youtube video where he sucked off a seal in Scarborough?

by Dave Dil Doe December 28, 2011

Smoothie

Often referred to as my boyfriend... He is a smoothie because he has such soft skin that i love to caress

Hey smoothie, lets make sweet sweet love

by Cleopatra March 16, 2004

smoosh

(v.) The act of using the Camel product fresh snus before, during or after smoking marijuana. Commonly used by a select group of elitists known to many as "the foursome".

Hey Ryan, wanna smoosh?

Tell Allegra we're smooshing.

Renee, you're so sexy when you smoosh. <3

by hoegybear September 23, 2010

smoothie

code word for doing it

Guy: Hey tara, do you wanna go to my place after school and have some smoothie?

Girl: Sure, I would love to have a smoothie with you!

by yoh0 December 9, 2008