National Hold Short People Day

After October 21, which was throw short people day, October 22 you can hold anyone under 5’4 with no permission needed (Out of apology for the day before Oct 22)

Prepare to be held for it is National Hold Short People Day

by AyoooitsMay October 16, 2021

Yeet your short bestie day

October 24 is a day, where you get to yeet your best friend. But it's forbidden for shorties ;) It's only meant for all the tall besties. :P

Yeet your short bestie day- is a day where you yeet ur bestie for being short! October 24th!

by Tall best friend October 14, 2021

National pay your short friend

On March 19th you owe your shortest friend £5! If you don’t they get to slap you.

National pay your short friend day

by Lolipopssss March 19, 2022

National Kick Short people day

People over 5’4 can kick people under 5’4 date July 25th

Over 5’4 hey today is July 25th
Under 5’4 okay and
Over 5’4 it’s national kick short people day
Under 5’4 I guess your right

by tornado is here June 28, 2022

Pat short people on the head week

You get to pat people under 5'3" from October 22nd-29th

girl- Stop hitting my head!

you- i can tho bc it's pat short people on the head week

by sleepychicken0511 October 20, 2023

National be nice to short people day

On November 4, you need to be nice to people under 5'4

If you are not nice to short people then watch out for the monster under your bed for it is national be nice to short people day.

by vertigoe? October 13, 2021

National kiss a short person day

September 19 is national kiss a short person day meaning you can kiss any short person you want

Hey mike it’s national kiss a short person day. Get over here you midget.

by Benitez69 September 18, 2022