Shark Week

When it looks like your woman was eaten out by a shark for a week straight.

Symptoms of shark week
-anger and sadness for no good reason

-excessive hunger
-sometimes being extremely horny
-pain in the abdomen (and no don’t compare pain you never experienced to being kicked in the balls or you will be kicked in the balls)

The only way to neutralize the problem:

a: by giving food

b: doing everything she says
c.try not to show your disgust because you have no idea what we are going through
c: make her feel better (seriously guys if you want to be the best boyfriend be kind and understanding)

(Btw this was written by a girl)

Girl: fuck! My side is in so much pain!

Guy: is it your appendix?

Girl: no it’s shark week fucking dumbass!

Guy: no that’s in the sum- ohhhh

by Madforgames1 January 29, 2022

Tiger Shark Tuesday

A national holiday every Tuesday celebrating tiger sharks

Jim: What day is it?

Ron: Its tiger shark Tuesday!

Jim: Thanks!

by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023

Shark Shit

When a third opinion is proposed but it is so wildly ludicrous that it somehow wraps around to being sensical.

You are so full of shark shit man

by blueminati February 11, 2025

Shark Week

Shark week is here, Would you mind a BJ instead of my Whocheee

My girlfriend said after dinner, I will give you a BJ, She said it is Shark Week.

and im on the towel for a few days

by Thenry June 19, 2023

rida shark

A rida shark is a man that is pathetic, generally telling grown men how he could beat their ass, and telling little kids to end their lives

Omg is that a rida shark I thought they were extinct

Omfg it is let’s kill it

by Yereoner September 27, 2021

Sharked 'em

"Sharked them" is a term used when you use the shark emote on facebook chat.

(^^^)
Sharked 'em!

by SGAWTTRMAIMOR March 17, 2010

shark

not a sex definition fuq u

-did you know sharks live underwater
-yes

by stysan May 13, 2023