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Bro Season 

When the weather starts getting warm, the bro sheds his winter clothing and dawns the traditional tank top of his people. Often accompanied by phrases like "sun's out, guns out" and "gym, tan, laundry", the bro is not afraid to make his presence known. As spring temperatures increase, the bro is easily spotted at bars, sporting events, parties, etc; this is a sure indication that bro season is upon us.

The tank top, shorts, flip flops, and often a backwards cap are the standard uniform for the bro. When seen in numbers above 30%, it is officially bro season.
Time to start working on our biceps and abs bro, Bro Season is coming!
Bro Season by MYBROPO April 11, 2019
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big boy season 

The time of the year when women are encouraged to get themselves a big boy.
It's big boy season. Let a fat guy bust a nut.
big boy season by kyxp npzqwkk December 15, 2016

busy season 

A period of the year in public accounting designated by mandatory 55+ hour work weeks, weight gain, decreased sexual activity, increased alcohol consumption, late nights, tickmarks, excel, ineptitude, and uncomfortable moments in the audit room. Generally begins in mid-January and continues through March. For idiots who joined the tax practice, this season will extend through April and again repeat itself from July to October. Busy season can be used to justify lack of contact with family, friends, your spouse/significant other, and little to no knowledge of current events. No weddings, funerals, or births should be planned during this time.
- Are you going to watch West Virginia kick Duke's ass?!
- West Virginia made it into the final four?
- Come on man! The game is on tonight, why don't you come over?
- Sorry, I have some points to clear on these workpapers.
- What does that even mean?
- It means it's busy season.
busy season by Jan OLeary April 18, 2010

Beard Season 

Greatest season ever, time of year when it is not necessary to shave due to any reason at all
Dan: So Steve you haven't shaved in a while whats up?

Steve: Well Dan its that time of year you know beard season.
Beard Season by TheGlueGunner October 18, 2008

Noob Season 

The days following a holiday in which noobs receive video games that are a year (or more) old; while the non-noobs move on to a sequel, the noobs provide easy kills/XP for those who still do not have the sequel and are not noobs.
Person 1: Dude I have 5000 points in kills in Assasin's Creed Brotherhood multiplayer.

Person 2: Don't you have the sequel yet?

Person 1: No, I have no cash. But it's noob season out here. I'm almost to level 50.
Noob Season by GhostofSparta010 December 31, 2011

jug season 

A season that begins in October 1st to January 1st, where people can jug ( steal) anything from anyone at anytime. However you must pass it around with peers to avoid being caught. Celebrated in schools with a dense population of African Americans
Jimmy:"Shit someone took my headphones!"
Tom:"Damn, well it is jug season so it was bound to happen regardless."
Jimmy: "true true.."
jug season by febrese clean December 8, 2015

Game of Thrones Season 8 

The TV equivalent of ending a beautiful and magnificent symphony with a rendition of "All-Star" by Smash Mouth played on a Kazoo
Me: "Welp, I've just wasted the last eight years of my life."
Friend: "You watched Game of Thrones season 8?"
Me: "How did you know?"