The result of shaving while mounting your partner's rear in the style of the dog, letting the hairs fall onto your lubricated phallus and into her poop chute. Shortly there afterward, pull out and blow a load onto the mess. Smear it around liberally.
I like to rub my shlong into the greasy, gritty cobb salad i leave every time. My girlfriend doesn't, but she doesn't mind because I look better now.
by b0000330rnncncvxxx00 December 10, 2010
Get the Cobb Saladmug. When a male recieves both falacio and analingus(salad) simultaneously by two females(sandwich), placing his sweaty sack on the face of one girl(thus floppy).
by Floppy Joe (aka cwjp) January 20, 2010
Get the Floppy Salad Sandwichmug. by vls August 23, 2012
Get the valid like saladmug. by Anonymousguy17 November 23, 2017
Get the Toss your saladmug. where a girl is completely doused in thousand Island dressing and three migets penetrate her mouth, ass, and cunt all at the same time.
That was gross when jenny had a kansas sald surprise against her own free will. poor jenny, what a stupid whore.
by Jack Meoffher February 8, 2005
Get the kansas salad surprisemug. by fo my pizz da playa September 9, 2003
Get the Salad Shootermug. The act of tossing some salad and the receiver of said salad tossing passes gas in your face. This act not only tastes and smells like a salad bought at a gas station, it also has the same degrading effect on your intestines.
by Jesty25 April 12, 2015
Get the Gas Station Saladmug.