smack a bitch spring

April 13-20th you can smack any bitch you see and they can’t do nothing about it

There’s Sarah good thing it’s smack a bitch spring

by Momma dicksy April 14, 2022

Wound to spring

When there is built up potential energy on the verge of becoming kinetic.

Don't mess with him today, he's "wound to spring".

by TheAmericanVerb June 12, 2022

Cole Boydston SpringHill

The definition of someone who can’t hear and who gaslights people constantly. Plus in addition he doesn’t like green apples and doesn’t eat breakfast for dinner there for it could be considered a violation of human rights

Cole Boydston SpringHill is confidently and knowingly gaslighting people

by Unknown Potential September 13, 2022

Take out the spring.

You know that spring in my stapler. DOnt take it out. dont take my spring out of my stapler.

"you are taking out my spring you fucking breadhead, put it back!don't take out the spring."
"Oh no I didn't mean to take out your spring I willl put the spring back into the stapler"
"Thats right now get on your knees"

by annataskerlover April 25, 2023

Talk show host Jerry Springer dies at 79

Legendary talk show host Jerry Springer has died, according to a statement from his family shared with multiple outlets. He was 79.

Talk show host Jerry Springer dies at 79: Reporting

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023

Yo Jerry Springer Ass

Whenever someone is acting like they are a reality TV star.

When someone is acting like drama is what really matters. Look at them and say Yo Jerry Springer Ass!

by Caramelts October 24, 2023

Incestuous Off-spring

Someone born with a long lineage involving incest, otherwise known as someone who can't get any bitches other than their family. People like these usually have deviated septums, blue eyes, schizophrenia, and NO RIZZ.

Jermajesty: “Look guys, I got my ancestry DNA results back”
Dorcas: “Woah dude this is pretty cool… wait, why is everyone in your family related.”
Jermajesty: “What do you mean bro”
Dorcas: “No way bro- that's crazy. Your family is from Sweet Home Alabama though. This chart makes you an incestuous off-spring. I would say talk to your family but idk what might happen.”

by tiddynope November 1, 2023