Pipe Cracker

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023

Pipe cleaner

A pipe cleaner is a tool used to clean your penis hole

John: Hey fred can you buy some pipe cleaners for my dick?

Fred: Alright give me my money for it

by YaBoyXavier June 26, 2024

Blast the pipes

When holding a shit so bad you brake the pipes

I need to blast the pipes real quick I have been holding the shit up for so long.

by Beiber yooz and pinus brother February 19, 2024

hotdog cubical-pipe

A Hotdog cubicalpipesalt is when a male genitalia is inserted into a popcorn basket and the salt gets on the purple glands under the head.

" I heard marry saw justin try to put his cock in a popcron basket but he got a Hotdog Cubical-pipe. "

by Bubbles&Nubs September 18, 2016

Patts pipes is rash

Rash means rash

Patts pipes is rash

by Tessiedraws January 7, 2022

Pipe Bomb

Hiding your long middle finger in ur pocket and pulling it out to a friend when you feel like you have to

Beast boy pulled the pipe bomb at Cyborg

by sdoopid123 June 25, 2022

Crack Pipe

When you pipe her down like a beast & she inadvertently gets addicted/obsessed with u/ur libido

Aye yo, that boy re- arranged my guts so good I caught myself catching feels... Must be that crack pipe 🤷 ♂️

by hellakellerd November 6, 2019