Jessie’s Tip

When you have a bad experience at a hotel or another type of rental, so you leave a “fecal transaction” in the toilet for their troubles.

The stove in the cottage doesn’t work, the steps are broken and there’s no toaster, I’m leaving them a Jessie’s tip on the way out.

by Uncle J! August 27, 2023

light tip

When ya dick game so weak it's just a light tip u never get dick dizzy

He said he'd give me the best fuck of my life, but all I got was a light tip.

by Fajita Jesus August 19, 2017

Q tip

Formerly an ear dildo, now a very long one is used as a nose dildo. You get sick, and then go to a space repurposed in an emergency setting with lots of other sick people, and then someone dressed for a major surgery takes a giant one three times the length of a regular one, and sticks it way farther up than your nose than your nose can handle. It's called a covid test, and, yes, its actually legal.

I had to go get a covid test on Wednesday, what a waste of Q tips

by pro2a February 13, 2021

meat tipping

1. tipping the waiter with your meat

so we're meat tipping...

by mr tally man February 3, 2024

Tipping the log

When you decide to do anal and she has a poo inside. You then enter her ass and the tip of your penis touches the poo

Dude, last night I was tipping the log

by Qlesbo June 14, 2024

Cup tips

Those points on a Reese’s those fall from the wrapper onto your clothes

Man I just got cup tips on my new shirt!

by Oblio59 June 17, 2021

Tipping The Bottle

To "tip the bottle" is to make a mistake, usually drastic. The phrase derives its meaning from the idea that spilling a bottle of liquor or beer is a major fuck-up; tipping (or rather spilling) the bottle.

Tipping The Bottle: "Damn, Draco and Beau tipped the bottle again, I knew we couldn't trust them to do what we asked!"

by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole January 28, 2021