michael jay legs

Legs that are extremeley long, skinny, hairy, and pale white.

Gary has Michael jay legs

by Gary Thorne December 21, 2013

Three-legged bitch

A term used to describe a person who can’t keep a secret.

I’m gonna roll over on you like a three-legged bitch!

by BaronTvirus May 27, 2019

Ow, my leg!

What the guy in the background of every disaster on the show Spongebob says.

*BIG CAR CRASH*
Ow, my leg guy: Ow, my leg!

by gln&dstn November 29, 2009

pulling your leg

to joke, playing a joke

Take it easy,I was only pulling your leg!

by jayun megara October 19, 2007

The spread leg wiggle

The spread leg wiggle you do when your testicle sack sticks to the side of your leg and you have to relieve it.

It was a hot day, my sack was super glued to my thigh. Took a solid three minutes of the spread leg wiggle to fix it.

by catainanarchyinlabuff March 03, 2012

Cheap Trick Leg

A piece of shit with one leg larger than the other.

Cheap Trick Leg is such a piece of shit.

by Mandrew January 19, 2004

Open Leg Syndrome

Ailment suffered by women who can't keep their legs closed.

Stephanie suffers from Open Leg Syndrome.

by Gollum May 18, 2006