Noodle

Lil cootie, 100% vanilla, loves head pats, a very cuddly and soft person but has a beast that can be unleashed within.

Very loveable, gives 100% of his love and cuddles to his loved one, is a noodle, smort and very very genuine and overall, an extremely sweet person with a kawaii face!

Don't let him outta your sights if you meet a Noodle.

Have you seen Noodle lately? He's looking cute as hell today!

by auxxie August 20, 2020

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Noodle Monkey

A fuckwit who wears his wedding ring, looking for a long term relationship and monogamy in their Tinder profile

Why are you wearing your wedding ring in your Tinder profile you noodle monkey

by anonymous July 24, 2025

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Noodles

1. The best food ever
2. Brain, mentality
3. Nudes

1. I proper want some noodles right now
2. I lost my noodles in that exam
3. Ayye gurl send me some noodles

by I bes very very GAAAY March 23, 2019

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alabama tucker-noodle

When you tie your relative’s hands and feet together and then shove uncooked noodles into their rectal cavity, then proceed to remove it and eat it as she is giving you a blowjob.

Kaleb: Bro I had an Alabama Tucker-Noodle with my sister last night!
Quandale: No way dude so did I!

by BonahDrinkleyTheGigachad June 17, 2022

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noodle pull

The motion of pulling freshly made noodles out of a stir-fry box or bowl (preferably with chopsticks), creating the most craveable sight known to noodles.

Did you see that noodle pull on honeygrow's IG? It looks so amazing!

by honeygrow July 28, 2020

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Noodling

Uncontrollable arm and leg
Movement caused by excessive fentanyl use coupled with methamphetamine and lack of sleep. Noodling generally occurs on day 4.

He is outside on the sidewalk doing the noodle dance. He has been noodling all day

by Lostboy1Lostgirl October 12, 2021

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