thicc john

A thicc John is a person with a outstandingly large ass.

Did you see him what a thicc John.

by Waspiswhy January 9, 2020

John Bernard

Pogi/Gwapo

John Bernard is Pogi na gwapo pa

by anonymous October 19, 2021

John athlete

A made up phrase that friends tell you is a dirty joke or terrible phrase

Friend 1: why did you just write John athlete on my paper?
Friend 2: AH DONT SAY THAT OUT LOUD

Friend 1: why?
Friend 2: it’s a really terrible phrase that you can’t say out loud

by Great human bean ig lmao December 17, 2019

John Powell

The most incredible composer ever who did the music for HTTYD, HTTYD 2, and HTTYD The Hidden World

Yo John Powell is the best

by ThatOneGuyInTheSewerOnReddit December 27, 2020

John Ceu

A serious Black nigga

Dont fuck with him he will fuck ur bitch

"You see that nigga John Ceu, yeah he fucked my bitch"

by Fuckedurmomsanusniggaaa November 23, 2021

Getting johned

Whenever someone falls asleep at a sleepover and another person at the sleepover puts their dick in the asleep persons mouth

Did you hear about Jace getting johned it was so funny, mason is crazy for doing that.

by Johner9000 November 27, 2021

The John Feeling

Extreme Anxiety, or Laziness.

Don’t want to go to class, have the John feeling rn.

by Cleveland! January 14, 2019