Michael Keegan, A white 5’4 kid that goes to School in always red like he’s a blood. He is Obsessed with a black girl named Jazarah that’s from the hood and is secretly a school shooter. He’s very sus and can’t keep his dick in his pants. Michael Keegan often likes to hangout with a Lightskin, A ashy fish and a gorilla.
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Standing at 6'4 inches with 32 inch legs, Michael Phelps is the fastest white swimmer in the world with 18 Olympic medals under his belt.
Standing at 6'4 inches with 32 inch legs, Michael Phelps is the fastest white swimmer in the world with 18 Olympic medals under his belt.
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Guy 2: Some douche pulled a filthy Michael on me!!! Guy 1: Ah tough nuts.
Guy 2: Some douche pulled a filthy Michael on me!!! Guy 1: Ah tough nuts.
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