Mexican pube check 

When you chop a bunch of jalapeños and then accidentally touch your dick and balls.

Man I accidentally gave myself a Mexican pube check while I was making lunch!

Mexican pube check by oltigod June 18, 2022

Mexican meat shank 

A Mexican meat shank is a type of shank where you use your penis and tape razor blades on it.

I hit Jackson with my Mexican meat shank.

Mexican meat shank by geusbshsown January 18, 2023

Mexican Tummy Tuck

A process by which a drug trafficker swallows large quantity of illicit substances in plastic baggie or balloon for the sole purpose to transport the substances across borders for the purposes of consumption or sale.

Me and 4 buddies are heading to Mexico for that sweet Mexican Tummy Tuck.

Mexican Tummy Tuck by Chairman March 8, 2023

Mexican Greaser 

The greasy sweat developed on the penis, anus and/or vagina of a Mexican after hard labour in the summer heat.

José: Did you bring the lube, amigo?
Mateo: No way, José. I just finished a 12 hour shift at my construction job. There is no need for lube when I can be the Mexican greaser this time.

Mexican Greaser by Liverslapper July 3, 2023

mexican thunder 

thunder rumbles mexicans all fart! run for mexican bedpan

en mexico city when mexican hombres see lightning they count 5 & fart (Kaaaboom) mujeres never know hombre pass gas!

Te Amor, olor dulce sweet smell of rain & mexican thunder en chiwhawha es muy grande!!

mexican thunder by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006

Mexican sideburns 

Hairy Inside Of the Leg. Usally Found On Females Below The Vagina. Looks Like Side Burns On the Inside Of the Leg

Jim: Hey I Rooted this Chick Last night
Josh: Yea?
Jim: Shit She Had Hairy Mexican Sideburns.

Mexican sideburns by Taumata March 10, 2008

Mexican Lovefest 

When a mexican corners his lady-companion against a urban brick wall, steel subway railing or in the corner of a 24 hour deli and proceeds to make out with her as she pretends to resist.

Smouha:"hey look over there salameh!"
Salameh: "oh my god, look against that wall"!
Smouha: "holy shit is he forcing her to make out?"
Salameh: "yea. total mexican lovefest"

Mexican Lovefest by Mr. Hoboski August 4, 2008