Beta Male Rock

A style of soft rock originating in the mid 90s that usually consists of lyrical themes are drawn from a put on “soft guy/lonely” persona, and consists of dudes in their late 20s with skinny jeans and long hair singing about how a woman betrayed them, how they got cucked by another dude, or how lonely they are in the world. It also contains the same 4-5 chords on guitar and a single beat on drums throughout the entire song. The typical fan of this genre can be expected to be a guy who likes to act like he cares about social issues, and worships women because he’s so starved of pussy that he must sacrifice everything that makes him a man. Examples of beta male rock bands are: Gin Blossoms, The Goo Goo Dolls, Counting Crows, Oasis, Matchbox Twenty, and Lifehouse.
I:”Bro, I heard John in his room blasting Goo Goo Dolls again, how does he listen to that shit?”
U: “Because he’s a beta male who listens to beta male rock.”
by Bubby Bubby August 30, 2022
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Alexi (male)

Alexi is a boy with an open heart, he is kind, lovely sometimes also shy but when you mess with him or his friends he can be sassy and eat your ass completely. He is very smart and will always prove a point. Alexi will do anything he puts her mind to and will always succeed, when someone tells him he can't do it. Alexi can always keep a secret no matter what. His smile can make anyones day be amazing. He cares about all her friends and always make sure they are happy.
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Male Tail

Yo that dude's male tail is popping.
by Ijustknowit October 1, 2020
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squimlo male

a type of description used for the lowest of the low in society who are quite the silly lad; worse in intensity than other descriptors such beta, cuck, dumbass, etc.
"Did you hear about Zeke? He started crying when he dropped his pizza. They sounded like a bitch"
"Wow, what a total squimlo male."
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Alpha Male

A self styled title for a man, intended to mean that he is a strong, confident male in a leadership position who intimidates lesser males and also believes this title will make women find him attractive. In actuality the opposite is usually true: he is generally a cripplingly insecure man-child, often an incel, who wants respect he hasn't earned and doesn't deserve.
"He follows Andrew Tate because he believes himself to be an alpha male."
by _zurfph November 18, 2023
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Beta male

Whos beta male? David..
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