lockee

A stupid person who can't pass the national standards for academics. He keeps bragging about his dick size but it's usually about 5 millermeters. He basically has the mussels of a chicken. He thinks he's a gangster but really he's cancer. The only sport he can play is checkers and he can't even play that well.

Lockee is a gay ass crap hole who no one likes.

by Hdhshsnd January 7, 2018

lockeston

A very annoying kid who is stupid and struggles in sports. Usually constipated. Also really mean

You are so stupid, you are like Lockeston!

by I’m eheuehg May 21, 2018

calf locked.

calf locked: a very annoying state of being wherein "people" mistake certain words with activities, calves are not animals but part of the human atonomy, this can happen because of time difference, word blindness, illiteracy, language barrier, accident, act of aggresion, the end of imagination, which is always a failure to communicate or perhaps a mistake.

"Oi! calf locked? Stretch those calves! they needin not to get locked!"

"calf locked. On purpose? Dude that's so not of this century, you're 18th century mentality is blocking our present nowadays!"

"I am so stoked! Careful, scared bro at your six, don't get calf locked!"

by good attention September 2, 2013

lean lock

When you sit down after drinking lean and your whole body feels tired and you just sit there without moving.

My boi Dequan was in a lean lock at last nights party

by Morpheus Orifice February 18, 2017

Double Smokey Ball Locker

While in a locker room, a woman inhales a cigarette while holding in the smoke two guys insert both sets of their balls into her mouth. Then the woman exhales the smoke out of her mouth and nose covering the balls and penises.

After the big game, the head cheerleader gave the quarterback and the running back a double smokey ball locker.

by IBPANTERA November 3, 2012

cincinatti lip lock

The act of passing shit from one person to another after tossing one person's salad.

Dude I hooked up with a girl a week ago and she gave me a cincinatti lip lock and I could taste shit for the whole week.

by professorgenitals March 18, 2008

Lock-off

When you're with a peng ting and 'Logan' comes in and says 'I know how to eat pussy' and steals your girl, therefore 'locking off' your dick. Like 'blue balls'

''Yo man, I was gonna go down on this girl I met but I just got put on lock-off"

by Stokesey2002 June 19, 2016