land whale

typical genshin player named nathan
will probably make whale call like sounds at you
schizo
beware

normal person: “Hi!”
land whale: “Baddie purr, i need a roll”

by fentluvr January 21, 2024

Dry Land

Dry Land is when you have cotton mouth (dry mouth) after smoking weed or taking a tab.

im on dry land lets grab a drink

by PsychedelicAlienGuy May 09, 2020

Land Octopus

When you are confronted by a irate male and his only defense is to fight with his pants off. Penis out, hands flailing.

Damn man, Jim got stupid drunk and became a land Octopus while fighting Jerry naked.

by Kurmithaflog May 14, 2022

Vietnam Landing Strip

A Vietnam Landing Strip is when a guy doesn't wipe his ass and has shit on him until it forms in a landing strip shape. In sexual terms, a girl would land her tongue on the strip and lick it until it's clean.

Dude, my girl asked if she could play with my Vietnam Landing Strip. Her tongue felt like warm jello

by Sophisticated Gentlemen February 12, 2023

Land Yabby

Someone who is acting/behaving completely out of line and making a fool of themselves.

Settle down Ryan you land yabby.

by Pisstank98 October 28, 2021

Land Yabby

Someone who is behaving completely out of line in a 'special' manner.

Calm down Ryan you Land Yabby!

by Pisstank98 October 30, 2021

Land Yabby

Someone who is acting out of line in a spastic manner.

Calm down Ryan you fucken Land yabby

by Pisstank98 October 29, 2021