The act of a man with excessively salvaging saliva glands deep throats another man's dick and when he takes the dick from his mouth the thick mucus his gland produced leaves a coat of high gloss shimmer from which the johnson is adorned.
The man slapped himself in the face with Allans dick and then took it so deep in his throat his dick was given a shimmer johnson.
by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024

Guy 1: "alright man she's rolled and ready to smoke."
Guy 2: "damn that's a Pearl Johnson if I've ever seen one."
Guy 2: "damn that's a Pearl Johnson if I've ever seen one."
by Sir Shblunt July 23, 2016

Played the lead role in strange things about the johnsons back in 2011, she was well known for her professional acting in expertise of jerking off to her dad
by Sluxreper June 17, 2018

A term for someone who spends time effortlessly building large things with his family, whilst also participating in the slaughter of endless amounts of immigrants
VERY DANGEROUS
He's probably behind you while you read this.
VERY DANGEROUS
He's probably behind you while you read this.
by Trentthemysticaldixon December 6, 2015

by Kheddy June 16, 2022

Literally anything. Johnson can be used to replace any word you can think of. No matter the word, Johnson will be able to replace it in any context.
(Someone may have hit a homerun) “Dang Matty, that man just hit a Johnson.”
(Juul) “Yo pass the Johnson, I need a hit!”
(Juul) “Yo pass the Johnson, I need a hit!”
by Johnson slayer January 23, 2020

Bulbous Johnson refers to the penis being very large and bulging.
The term originated in Atlanta, USA.
The term originated in Atlanta, USA.
by Pencil J. March 13, 2025
