blow john

The last blowjob your girlfriend gives you before she leaves you.

"Little did I know she was giving me a Blow John before I left for Afghanistan"

by CharlieRomeo April 11, 2017

John Wiegman

Dirty, Gong Show, Duh, Sup.

That was so John Wiegman

by TehTrippNasty December 8, 2011

John Snowjob

When she gives you an unexpected blowjob during Game of Thrones and John Snow happens to be on the screen.

Last night she gave me a John snowjob.

by loloololololol August 15, 2017

mar john

A person who has a lot of characteristics. That loves to care for his/her love ones. Someone who often cracks corny and nonsense jokes. A personality that's wholesome and extraordinary. That do things which suited them the best.

I wanted to have mar john for a lifetime.

by Keiyn June 9, 2021

John Barem

its is a common phrase that can be found in the broadmeadows suburb of melbourne australia
john barem means that some one is of lower intelegence and would be considered a "downie"

bro that guys a john barem wallla

by WALLA6969 September 30, 2020

John Rabe

Nazi Party member who lived and worked in China and saved approximately 200,000 people from getting murdered in the Nanking Massacre

John Rabe is proof that not all the Nazis were bad.

by -meaningless- March 1, 2021

Lockdown John

During the years of 2019-2021, COVID Lockdowns were a constant. Working from home, home schooling and minimal interactions with others led to the development of many personality phenomena. One of these was the "Lockdown John" syndrome or as it was know more colloquially "The Toey Stin"

A person suffering from 'LJ' or 'TTS' would turn any group message, irrespective of pipe (WhatsApp, Messenger, ICQ, iMessage, Yahoo!) into a sexually driven narrative, most commonly of the homosexual orientation.

Matthew B: Hey everyone, how was church reading this week?

Lockdown John: I'll read your anus with no lube if you're not careful !

Sean W: I've done some analysis on the basketball game lads, very interesting

Lockdown John: I'll give you ANAL you toey runt!

by Jonothan Isaac December 1, 2021