Don't give me no jizz

A humorously vulgar exclamation of frustration over a situation beyond one's control, such as a rough day at work or money problems. A vulgar, humorous twist on the older Southern expression of disbelief, "Don't give me no jazz." Best when spoken in a gravelly Southern accent. Frequently used with "Lord" or "Lawd," as in "Lawd, don't gimme no jizz no mo'!"

I'm sick of all these bills! Lawd, don't give me no jizz!

by Black Bowler October 7, 2010

hold your jizz a bit

Hold your horses; wait a second

Steve: yo can we go to the bees now?? I'm starving!!
Marc: dude just hold your jizz a bit. I'm packing my stuff up.

by Draineddrummer04 August 30, 2015

Jizz guzzeling rectal wart

A homosexual who sucks both sperm and ass.

You're a jizz guzzling rectal wart.

by Prion July 12, 2003

When you jizz on shit

sam wanted creamy pepper on her hotdog

When a guy jizz on the female and takes a shit on the same spot
When you jizz on shit

by Mjmking3773 July 31, 2016

Jiggling your jizz rocket

Jabber jock slang for for working over your hot meaty manrod and shooting a creamy dreamy jizz load in your mother's face.

Jabber jocks love jiggling their jizz rockets.

by Jizzy LaRue February 26, 2005

Jizz Faced Cow In A Blanket

When a girl gives head to a guy till he cums, she rubs the cum all over his dick, and then puts the penis in a hamburger

Person 1: Dude i love hamburgers
Person 2: Then just make your girl give you a 'Jizz Faced Cow in a Blanket"
Person 1: YES! Thats perfect!

by MoeChama November 7, 2010

Rip the jizz out of someone

So much worse than getting the piss taking out of you, as the perpetratour after sucking all your urine out, then moves onto your sacks-usually saying offensive things about the victims sexual life.eg.he's a wankaholic.

It's like being depressed, lonely, and an eunuch all at once. Not just anyone can take the jizz out of someone.

you have to be experienced, such as an Australian politician or a ghetto rapper.

His sacks are like seals flippers after meeting that Bill.

by Biafra J July 13, 2004