Tear Jerker

A man who, while under the influence of alcohol or other mind-altering substances, masturbates and uses his tears as lubricant. A tear jerker may also be defined as a date or encounter with a woman which results in the afore mentioned definition.

This idea is referenced, but not directly named, in the popular film, "Waiting...".

A dialogue from the movie, "Waiting...".
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Dean: Calvin, what happens with every girl you're interested in? Nothing! You take them out, you pay for everything - you never make a move!

Monty: And then you go home... alone... to masturbate... while you cry... using your own tears as lubricant.

Calvin: Ok that was once... and I was drunk... and it was Valentine's Day.
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Calvin is a total tear jerker.

by Joey X September 16, 2008

jerk face

To have the face of a jerk.

"Hey jerk face! You have the face of a jerk!"

by Leebf March 21, 2005

jerk ass

someone who is stupid and inconsiderate towoards others

William Blue-Frick is a real ass clown because he likes to "schnoogle" with Chuy.

by Big D May 1, 2004

jerkbutt

Someone who is both a jerk and a butt/butthead.

I can’t believe my sister said that to me…what a jerkbutt!
Hey! Stop being such a jerkbutt!
Oh yeah?! Well…you’re a jerkbutt!

by So Hott February 28, 2008

jerkdance

dancing in a way that is unpleasant to the eye. an exercise in not caring what people think. works best in rooms with actual "jerks".

yea, lets go down to O'Flannery's and jerkdance til becky gets boxpunched again.

by fucksmudge April 22, 2009

jerk circle

The act of jerking off in a circle with a woman in the middle naked.

"are you attending my jerk circle tonight?"

by bitch squad October 9, 2016

jeriyah

big booty shortie n she belong to DJ

jeriyah man is DJ n DJ crazy

by ddotcrazy October 16, 2021