jumping jack jesus

An attempt to jump SF to Alcatraz on a ramp built for Pastrana to do using only Element 115.

Bird_ This is the shit Lazar sent me.
Pastrana_ Good????..
Bird_ It's OK.

SNOOP DOG_ shit GaryMike...
li da jumping jack jesus
Pastrana_ What about GARYMIKE???
Craig_ yep. go get em Tiger.
Aaron. I love you Garymike.

by craigbird1968 January 28, 2021

Jumped the Frog

The opposite of Jump the shark!

Game of Thrones jumped the frog in the last few seasons, huge monologues.

by bim bim April 18, 2019

Chump jump

When someone jumps from one fuck boy to another fuck boy

"Is Emily still dating George?"
"No, but she's seeing some other jerk now"
"oh man.... so she's still doing the chump jump then?"

by emmileejoe September 18, 2017

Seat Jump

When you're standing on a bus (or other public transport) as there are no seats and someone near you gets up to get off, you quickly jump into the absent seat before anyone else has chance.

*Jack & Tom are standing on a crowded bus*
*A man in a nearby seat gets up to get off*
*Jack Seat Jumps instantly into his seat*

by SoupOnHerHed September 15, 2011

Jumps

A green frog that only wears a red shirt. Looks like a booger (the hard kind) with a tad of blood.

Ew jumps looks extra musty today.

by hamchoi69 December 31, 2020

Jump

1) An elite song by Bangtan Sonyeondan
2) Something you can do.

1) Jump is my favourite song
2) Star jumps are silly.

by Augustluvs_kpop November 25, 2024

Bungee-jump

The action of holding one down and allowing the accumulation of spitale to hang in opponents face before retracting at the last moment.

I'm going to bungee-jump you after school.

by Aaron Kwicke August 25, 2017