ape time

Ape time a time when u go batshit crazy and beat people to death and sometimes u eat or yet ur own shit

Jason: grant is it ape time yet

Grant: yes brother ape time has come

Jason: yes brother i shall yet my shit at someone

Grant: starts stabbing someone

by Jason the crack man November 8, 2019

dagger time

Dagger time is a 2020 motto/mantra for the Detroit Lions, a semi-professional football team in the NFL's NFC North division. However, the primary meaning is that it's what happens in the fourth quarter when you continue to play man coverage even though your secondary is completely decimated, which allows the other team to run and pass all over you because you run the most obvious plays over and over. When in dagger time, even Chicago's Mitchel Trubisky looks like Joe Montana.

The Detroit Lions went into dagger time mode and got clowned by the opposing team.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Oxford time

A bizarre concept of time particular to students of Oxford University in which all things begin five minutes after and end five minutes before they are scheduled to. At Oxford, 10 minutes of every hour vanish into a bizarre time warp making Oxford students completely incompatible with normal people and their less sophisticated 60 minute hours.

Normal person: I see your class runs from 10-11.
Oxford student: Yes, but in Oxford time that is 10:05-10:55.
Normal person: You're insane.

by oxfordstudent February 1, 2010

Alright Times

A Time That Hasnt Quite Made Good, But Isnt Badd.

"Hey Harry That Hobo Wars Was Good Times"
"Was Alright Times Man"

by MAKEFARCATT January 16, 2009

Multiple Times

What you say when you shoot someone and don't end up killing them in an FPS game even though you didn't even hit them

Andrew 'dies'
Also Andrew "wtf I shot him multiple times"
Dylan "you're just bad"

by Sxlgs November 11, 2019

Krishna Time

When you play with your foreskin in public

Why’s that guy playing with his foreskin

Oh it must be Krishna Time

by JackPavlick December 8, 2021

time taker

Someone that says they want to be alone but they can't.A man or woman that plays like a playa but honestly can't stand to let anyone go.A person that hates to be lonely but always says they want to be alone.Someone that wants to hang with you but can't enjoy it without complaining about never getting time for themselves..Someone that expects you to be available whenever they want..Someone that can't make a clear decision.

Man -- Johnny is such a time taker.He always wants me to be free to do what he wants.He can't commit.He is nothing but a time taker...

by looneyballoonie April 13, 2008