cock-blocked

Could have one of two meanings:

1. A verb that denotes a female or gay male that flirts all night and at the end of the evening doesn't go the distance.

2. Also means that just as you were going to make a move on the object of your desires, another person beats you to the punch.

In either case the person thought they had a sure thing.
Man oh man I can kick myself . I'm so freakin' horny that I've had to masturbate twice already and I still have the worse case of morningwood since getting cock-blocked by this real hot chick at the bar last night..

{teased noncomittal
by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015
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Clock Block

A subcategory of cock block. Things are about to get spicy, but then there isn't substantial time to get it in.

Also sometimes used to refer to not being able to see a clock. However, this is not the appropriate usage of the word, and should be discouraged.
Jim- "Stacey and I were about to go all the way, but then I realized I had practice in ten minutes."
Henry- "Man, you got clock blocked."
by S'morgasm January 25, 2011
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toilet block

when you want to go to the bathroom but one of the following situations occurs

1. someone is there or nearby the bathroom that you want to avoid at all costs ( creeper from work, ex, sworn enemy, etc)

2. the toilet is FUBAR

3.there is a line to get in that is longer than the great wall of china
Ah man that creeper guy from work who never shuts up toilet blocked me today!
by blueman vs. redman March 28, 2010
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block money

Money earned by dealing drugs in poor urban neighborhoods. The dealer stands on the corner of a city block waiting for customers, hence "block".
"...fuck dat rap shit, all this shit is block money...and the only way to get it is to sling raw"
- THE ROC, HOODZ: Stop Snitchin'
by DWarrior March 23, 2008
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Boomer block

When social media blocks or partially blocks your post due to misinformation
Person 1: *sees Facebook post was blocked by social media*

Person 2: damn! You got Boomer blocked!
by EZLN¡yaBasta! April 24, 2020
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Block Buzzard

To drop someone off for a quick stop, where instead of parking, you just drive around the block.
"I'll block buzzard until she's through. She'll only be a few minutes."
by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006
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Status Block

verb - originates from the American phrase cock-block. Status block is when you log on to facebook or twitter with a particular status in mind and find that one of your friends already has it up as their status.
Oh man Mickey just status blocked me. I wanted to be the one with the status saying "I'm drunk"
by eaglesrulebearsareok April 14, 2010
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