A hipstercrite is someone who claims they are a hipster; but everyone knows the first rule of being a hipster is to never say you are a hipster. Therefore, these "hipsters" are hypocrites, or hipstercrites.
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A person who acts similar to lead singer Jarvis Cocker in the music video for the Pulp song "Common People". YouTube it.
average man: Where'd you get those dance moves?
hipster: Jarvis Cocker, bitch!
average man: Damn hipsters!
hipster: Jarvis Cocker, bitch!
average man: Damn hipsters!
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Get the Hipster mug.What you get when middle-class pseudo-intellectuals try too hard to be unique. Scenekids picked up on this and a whole fashion trend exploded.
How to be a hipster:
- Love anything until it becomes mildly popular. Then hate the living hell out of it.
- Desperately make sure every one thinks that you don't care what people think.
- Shop for your clothes at thrift stores. Bonus points for plaid.
- Become an Apple Inc. iFag like everyone else (totally not conformist)
- Only listen/watch/read media no one else does.
- Don't shave.
Remember, nothing says unique or enlightened like trying too hard to be different instead of focusing on science and arts.
How to be a hipster:
- Love anything until it becomes mildly popular. Then hate the living hell out of it.
- Desperately make sure every one thinks that you don't care what people think.
- Shop for your clothes at thrift stores. Bonus points for plaid.
- Become an Apple Inc. iFag like everyone else (totally not conformist)
- Only listen/watch/read media no one else does.
- Don't shave.
Remember, nothing says unique or enlightened like trying too hard to be different instead of focusing on science and arts.
guy1: hey man, did you see all those hipsters?
guy2: yea man, I've never seen so many neckbeards pretending to have refined taste by paying for over-priced drinks in my life lol
guy1: what was up with all the iPhones?
guy2: well they support small business and non-conformity.
guy1: they do know there's an "Inc." at the end of Apple, right?
guy2: yea man, I've never seen so many neckbeards pretending to have refined taste by paying for over-priced drinks in my life lol
guy1: what was up with all the iPhones?
guy2: well they support small business and non-conformity.
guy1: they do know there's an "Inc." at the end of Apple, right?
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"In San Francisco, it's not unusual to see a girl with no arms in a Starbucks reading Kant with her feet."
"Hipsterrific."
"Hipsterrific."
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