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Thumb Blocked

When you stroke your thumb on your handheld touch device but it doesn't register because you are wearing gloves.
Why isn't my iPhone working! I can't believe I spent all this money on this piece of junk! Screw you Apple!

Dude you're thumb blocked. Take off your gloves dumba$$.
by Kt-Mack February 13, 2010
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status block

when your on facebook or twitter and you want to write your status but you have no clue on what to write so you write some random thing anyway
idk what to write in my status... man i have major status block
by jelani913 June 17, 2009
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toilet block

when you want to go to the bathroom but one of the following situations occurs

1. someone is there or nearby the bathroom that you want to avoid at all costs ( creeper from work, ex, sworn enemy, etc)

2. the toilet is FUBAR

3.there is a line to get in that is longer than the great wall of china
Ah man that creeper guy from work who never shuts up toilet blocked me today!
by blueman vs. redman March 28, 2010
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Status Block

verb - originates from the American phrase cock-block. Status block is when you log on to facebook or twitter with a particular status in mind and find that one of your friends already has it up as their status.
Oh man Mickey just status blocked me. I wanted to be the one with the status saying "I'm drunk"
by eaglesrulebearsareok April 14, 2010
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cock block

A person, who is to a heterosexual man, non arousing. In other words, ugly.
"That chick is so ugly"
"Yea, she's a cock block"
by Chinja101 May 18, 2009
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Clock Block

A subcategory of cock block. Things are about to get spicy, but then there isn't substantial time to get it in.

Also sometimes used to refer to not being able to see a clock. However, this is not the appropriate usage of the word, and should be discouraged.
Jim- "Stacey and I were about to go all the way, but then I realized I had practice in ten minutes."
Henry- "Man, you got clock blocked."
by S'morgasm January 25, 2011
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Aids Block

The act of cock blocking some one for their own good. When some one is over looking the fact the chick they are trying to score with is a major whore and will end up giving them something.
Nick: You owe me i totally Aids Blocked you last night.
Kyle: I know i was to drunk to think, if only you showed up up an hour earlier i think that red head had something.

Nick: The only red head there was my fiancee.
Kyle: My bad.
by Bestevaaa October 27, 2010
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