The Empire

A clan that totally fucking sucks, the leaders log and tele, the main leader doesn't even pk, and she cybers 15 year old boys online.

Tammy - "Hello, how old are you?"
Kid - "15"
Tammy - "Wanna fuck?"

by My name is NOT damasteryu May 2, 2005

Empty Barrel

An asshat libtard; an attention seeking loser searching for 15 minutes of fame by playing the victim of racism after making a total ass of themselves with an agenda that backfires. Ex: Frederica Wilson, Maxine Waters.

Frederica Wilson was outed on national TV by General John Kelly as an "empty barrel" after she went full retard .

by Zeke Stardust October 22, 2017

empty fortune cookie

used as a descriptor
Adj;
1) impotent
2) a failure at life

You still haven't contributed to society? You are one empty fortune cookie.

Your husband must be an empty fortune cookie if you still aren't pregnant.

by Manfred Big January 12, 2011

Evil Empire

The Boston Red Sox. Once a term used to describe the Yankees, it is now the appropriate term for the Red Sox organization.

The Yankees and used to be the Evil Empire, but now the Red Sox are.

by Gladys Hill November 16, 2007

empatheticism

The state of being empathetic. Like racism or sexism. But this one is founded on one's inability to put oneself in another's situation. (urban dictionary word: empathetic)

Most of the republican responses to social equality are based on rampant empatheticism.

by Lexipros and Lexicons May 27, 2009

emperor

1. An older man of age 60 or above who likes to engage in sexual activities with other younger men, usually of ages 18-25.

2. An older man of age 60 or above who likes to rim (engage in analingus) other younger men, usually of ages 18-25.

3. Boy Scout Troop Leader

Kid: "Yo dude I heard Mr. Castellano is an emperor."

Kid 2: "Yeah, Jimmy met him the other day and now he's kinda walking funny."

......I hate Wig n Whiskers

by catnipxthexband May 25, 2011

empire records

1. Excrement.

2. The act or an instance of defecating.

3. Diarrhea.

4. 1. Something considered disgusting, of poor quality, foolish, or otherwise totally unacceptable. 2. A mean or contemptible person.

5. A narcotic or intoxicant, such as marijuana or heroin.

6. Things; items.

7. Foolish, deceiftul, or boastful language.

8. Insolent talk or behavior.

9. Trouble or difficulty.

10. A small or worthless amount: He doesn't know shit.

man, i'd rather watch Small Soldiers than Empire Records

by bombernam December 28, 2005