Kentucky Drive-Thru Massage

This is when a person is in a Drive-Thru in Kentucky. Preferably a McDonalds and there is an attractive male attending you in your car. You then proceed to flash the man with your breasts. When the man gets an erection you then try to get him to place his penis out of the window when this is achieved you then close the window with extreme force and the penis is disconnected from the rest of his body. You then put the penis in your bag and now you can use the penis for anything you want.

Tom: "Yo, What happened why are you in the emergency room?"
Randy: "This bitch pulled a Kentucky Drive-Thru Massage on me"

by pilpips April 09, 2016

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Spiral Driving

Being really crappy at driving in an online game

Boi 1: don’t worry I got this
Boi 2: dude you are spiral driving
Bois:ded

by Thiccbeans September 20, 2018

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drive safe, drive home

Not racing your subarus and binning in the dry

Drive safe, drive home Craig said to Jesse

by Canberra JDM Car Scene December 18, 2021

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Christ Drive

A Christ Drive occurs when while driving on a summer's evening in say, Brighton, a passenger shouts 'Christ', while passing any number of extremely attractive girls walking by. Thus it's a Christ Drive.

Three Guys are cruising a busy seaside town on a hot Saturday night.

Dave ' Christ, look at that' (while the car is passing by a very attractive girl who is walking by).

Jon 'Where?'

Col (driver) 'By that bus stop back there on your left'.

Jon 'Christ she's a bang'.

*several similar passes later*

Col 'Another successful Christ Drive guys'.

by Crazy49 March 27, 2019

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