ding dong wee wee

chicago street slang for disgusting whore

sandy is a ding dong wee wee

by lettucefetishh July 21, 2023

Dong d’oeuvre

Dong d’oeuvre (n.) /dɔ̃ dœvʁ/ — A hands-free, body-based food presentation in which an edible item (usually creamy and/or spreadable) is served directly from the erect penis of a consenting human, intended to be consumed by another party with direct contact.

— You bringing appetizers?
— Yeah, just one. A dong d’oeuvre.

by poplar_method August 1, 2025

Ding dong wing wong 9000

Rays large giant 10 inch large penetrator

“Woah look at that guys bulge he must have a Ding dong wing wong 9000“

“Yeah man”

by Babispxt August 9, 2022

Ding-dong Kitty

The PG word for sex. “Ding-dong” is for dick, while “kitty” is for pussy.

“Yo! I just had sex!”
“Hey dude, my baby sister is here, cool it.”
“My bad. I just had a ding-dong kitty!”

by sumurbendickshinairy February 24, 2021

ding-dong

penis

person 1: it’s not the size of the ding-dong that matters as much as the ability to make good use of the ding-dong you have.

person 2: size matters

person 1: not necessarily. look at chris evans

person 3: chris evans’ ding-dong is big. and he has bde. and he surely knows how to have a good time

by smerra December 8, 2021

dong song

Music that enhances sexual intercourse.

We tried having sex with that dong song. I have to say it worked.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

swongle my dong

1. to jack off violently

2. to excite in a way that's almost erotic

1. "Dude I'm gonna swongle my dong so hard later my dick's gonna fall off."

2. "Holy crap that movie swongled my dong."

by DongSwongler April 14, 2021