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Edmunders disease

Edmunders disease is something that affects overly narcissistic assholes and pathological liars.
They always cancel last minute, more than once.
"Erika has cancelled on me again. That bitch has edmunders disease."
"No shit? That whole family has edmunders disease."
by Shitac® August 20, 2017
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giraffe disease

different spots on your body that are peeling after a tan or laying out; looks like giraffe spots
by beccaaameyyer July 12, 2014
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Whiterod's Disease

Not many dare usher these words, for the devastation they create is beyond explanatory circumstances. When suffering from Whiterods disease all the surrounding banter that exists within the human body is mercilessly killed and replaced with a dark force known as 'anti-bants'. This 'anti-bants' manifests itself in communication; where the host thinks they are being banterous but in fact they are not and everyone hates them. It also has a tendency to spread in the locally populated area.
I spoke to a girl today, she found me boring and the social interraction awkward. I must be coming down with Whiterod's Disease.
by Kingofthebants April 2, 2012
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Jack Thomson Disease

A disease that makes you like pasta and pole dance
Me: Look is that guy pole dancing

Other guy: he must have Jack Thomson Disease
by Amongusinreallifesussus June 12, 2021
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Monke Disease

Man1: Monke sounds
Man2: What?
Man3: Don't speak to him, he has monke disease.
Man2: Oh ok
by aminofficial February 13, 2021
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when a White man who is part of a larger group which includes minorities and/or women, feels that he must share “his” (often unsolicited, typically incorrect) knowledge and/or experience as it pertains to a discussion not involving him.
Bill is married to a Karen, he suffers from White Man In The Room Disease. He feels that he should be the authority on a particular subject in the group, simply because he’s White.
by smellsterriblygood September 11, 2022
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