creutzfeldt jakob disease

a rare brain disorder caused by prions

its symptoms include: personality changes, memory loss, impaired thinking, blurry vision or blindness, insomnia, problems with coordination, trouble speaking or swallowing, and sudden jerky movements

creutzfeldt jakob disease is caused by genetics and exposure to contaminated tissue but can also develop later in life by the age of 60

by Perfect Mania January 8, 2024

Refrigerator Disease

When your husband/boyfriend looks for something, you tell him EXACTLY where he should find it, and he can’t. You get up and get it, from exactly where you said it would be.

Him: Do we have any ketchup?

Me: Did you look on the second shelf to the right?

Him: YES! It’s not there.

Me: Are you sure?? I have to get up to find it!!

Him: IT’S NOT THERE!!!
Me: *Opens fridge door. Pulls out ketchup.*
Him: *Shouts* WHERE WAS IT?!?
Me: Second shelf. To the right. Yeah. Refrigerator disease. Ugh.

by SweetDee123 January 12, 2019

Disease-Catcher

Someone who goes out without a mask in order to catch the common coronavirus.

Too many Disease-Catchers in the store. I’ll go this evening.

by Kim song dune August 16, 2020

yo momma disease (your mom a disease)

the beauty of this insult is that it is a double entendre and it can be taken in two different ways. you could either tell your friends that they have "yo momma disease" or you could say that their mom is a disease.

Jack: dawg can i get some help over here
Aidan: yo momma disease (your mom a disease)
Jack: My mom's a disease
Aidan: no, yo momma disease.
Jack: :(

by yomommadisease April 30, 2020

The rasmus disease

An interracial example of a human being, both rat and human at the same time. If you have the disease of rasmus, you tend to fake your addiction of the swedish product snus. The rasmus disease is an even worse example of sveinsexualism

Simon: *comes to hospital with rasmus disease*
Hospital: *evacuates*

"Motherfucker look at your nose home boy! you must have the rasmus disease!"

by Thomdinho April 2, 2018

SND (Social Networking Disease)

Any virus or bug that infects your computer due to having too many friends on your social networking site that don't run the proper security software on either their site or their computer.

I caught a nasty SND (Social Networking Disease) on Facebook the other day and had to reconfigure my entire system.

by Woman of Weird Words September 25, 2011

Kai's Disease

A disease in which a person is unable to use words properly between the hours of 7 PM and 9 AM.

Lauren: My pumpkin rot, but I didn't have time to carve it anyways.
Liam: I need to carve my watermelon.
Kai: I need to cave my Lukas.
Kai: *gourd
Liam: Kai have you taken your Kai's Disease medicine tonight?

by epikliam October 27, 2021