David Time

When you spend all your money on a flight to Wisconsin to link with underaged E girl

You: Hey where’s David
Jack: Oh he’s in Wisconsin
You: Guess it must be David Time

by JackPavlick December 17, 2021

david macho

BEST MAN OF YOUR LIFE! Usually has the biggest Taliwacker(cock) in the world. As well as this he is AWESOME in bed and has the smoothest lips you will ever snog. He has also the most kindest,caring and loving personality in the world! But get on the badside of him and he can be a mean bad ass mother fucker. He is stronger than the worlds strongest man. Also if he likes you he can fuck all night long.

Girl: Just fucked David Macho. I had the night of my life!

Another Girl: I know right. He has the biggest penis in the world barely fit in my mouth and minge.

by PGI November 24, 2013

David Face

David Face is when someone with the name of David has a messy face

“MAN you have David Face.”
“What’s that?”
“it means you have a messy face.”

by Iron87 June 27, 2022

David Danton

a man that has an extremely huge dick and afflicted to Russian God Danton

David Danton a young man that's has a huge future

by Dr. Deumeh August 18, 2021

David Warman

A person who talks a lot about important stuff that no one but themselves understand.

He kept talking but I did not get a word, he really pulled a David Warman.

by FU 2016 November 29, 2016

David bennun

To have a very short neck

David bennun has a shorter neck than his 6 for friend

by Moshe lester April 30, 2021

David solos

David is the most powerful person with god-like figure with universe-destroying abilities he is right next to shaggy and has all powers from anime to real world

person 1: goku is so strong

person 1: he ain't beating David tho. David solos his world

by itsyoboy8467 August 24, 2022