david bobkowski

A very eshay bald man. Greatest Teacher ever. Best known for being the pastoral teacher of Year 9 Pastoral.

David Bobkowski is bald

by dsadasd May 22, 2019

Virginia David

The type that absolutely hates ducks, and the Midwest. Will only travel within 50 miles of Virginia boundaries. only allowing his dad to drive though. In addition to his hatred for winged bird fowl, he has great distaste for common words. Finding many opportunities to use his advanced English degree, running through his abundance of highly intellectual words, such as abundance, or intellectual. Overall, a nice guy, unless, and only in the cases that follow;
- You have a penis
- You aren't attractive to him
- You say abundance
Be careful when visiting Virginia, because: Bitches. Love. Alpacas.

He never left the East coast; He's such a Virginia David.

by LuckilyDuckily May 14, 2020

David wagner

Better than the Leeds manager and really sexy

David wagner will bang your mum

by Elliot Powell June 6, 2017

David Batley

he's a lanky prick who lives to seek out girls tits and finds them to DESTROY!!!

that's pretty much it, he looks like the Wal-Mart boy- watch out for that BOYYYY 🙂

David Batley- the big man himself

by M8_101 May 25, 2018

David's Toybox

A white trailer used to torture and sexually torture victims in. It includes a homemade shock chair, BDSM sex toys and torture devices.

I'm gonna take that chick to David's Toybox

by SoundsAboutRight September 15, 2016

David Blue

An absolute beauty of a man, pulls all the ladies. He's the kinda guy people walk by in the halls and yell "oh shit he's the guy who finger banged my mom". Also an absolute unit when it comes to sports.

Wow, that kid must be David Blue

by Savdaddyblue September 24, 2018

David Kaczynski

He's just as Polish as his brother.

David Kaczynski thinks wearing glasses makes him look less Polish. He thinks they are robot alien blockers, and that the FBI only went after his brother and didn't pay him one million dollars because he didn't have his glasses on.

by Solid Mantis October 6, 2021