late night corn roast

1. eating an ear of corn and then pooping in someone's mouth the next day

2. sticking an ear of corn up someone's ass and then eating it and/or feeding it to the dog

I made some sick corn on the grill last night, yo. It was tits! The next day, my old lady came over for a little late night corn roast.

by Dik Shonary September 30, 2011

Twice Baked Corn On The Cob

This is accomplished when you are having anal sex with someone and that elusive instance, where you pull your cock out of their ass and notice a kernel of corn on your dick. You then make the person turn around and give you a blow job.

Man, I was banging this chick and when I pulled my cock out, I saw that golden nugget...So I swung the bitch around and she had that Twice Baked Corn On The Cob!!!!

by Jelly Bean Omelette May 29, 2013

raid the corn crib

An uninvited and and unwarranted guerrilla attempt at anal sex.

As Becky bent over to pick up her scarf, Tom caught a glimpse of her meat curtains and decided to raid the corn crib.

by slick willy 69 April 21, 2015

Cream the Corn

Vigorously performed anal sex. Hitting up that corn hole hard and deep.

Rachel wants me to Cream the corn tonight. Imma tear that shit up

Her little pucker spot was all tore up. I love to Cream the corn.

by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2018

Bobbing for corn

The act of oral anal stimulation rimming; with reference to the discovery of undigested kernels of corn. Akin to bobbing for apples, but with scatological undertones. The phrase has its origins in the West Midlands.

Nick: Tom, you’ve got something stuck in your teeth.
Tom: Sorry yeah I’ve been bobbing for corn.
Nick: So I guess that’s not chocolate around your mouth.
Tom: No, Nick. It is not.

by JoshTheObscure May 25, 2019

High-Fructose Corn Syrup

American ambrosia, similar to syrup in Canada, that makes up about 50% of the usual american diet because it is found in every single american sweet known to mankind.

"How the hell is there high-fructose corn syrup in my bottled water!?"

by SPAM Can Campervan March 20, 2023

Alabama corn slider

The practice of engaging in a sexual act in which a man takes his own frozen poop and uses it to pleasure a woman in the vag.

bro #1- dude did you get with that hot chick last night?
bro #2- I did more than get with her I froze my poop and shoved it in her snatch!!

bro #2- OMG u gave her an Alabama corn slider? You are disgusting!

by Alabama corn slider December 2, 2010