by bobthesquirl May 31, 2010
A person who was only cool in high school, and needs to re-live those days daily in order to get through their boring, pathetic, mundane lives.
by Mererocks October 15, 2011
The annoying individual who claims to be interested or expert in almost any topic that anybody else in a group refers to as cool, often to the extent that their involvement in so many activities and interests, or in a more oscure pursuit or fetish, may seem dubious.
"Hangliding looks cool" eliciting the response "Oh, I LOVE to hanglide, I'm an experienced hangliderist!"
or
"I have a friend who is into CBT" followed by "Ooo, CBT is the coolest - I do it all the time!" leading the original speaker to ask the perceived coolness whore to define CBT in semi-polite company.
At their worst, a perceived coolness whore might stumble, late, into a conversation about female contraceptives or male pattern baldness and, upon hearing a prescription drug name, will claim to have once done lines of the afore-mentioned drug off the back of a hooker at a Hollywood party.
or
"I have a friend who is into CBT" followed by "Ooo, CBT is the coolest - I do it all the time!" leading the original speaker to ask the perceived coolness whore to define CBT in semi-polite company.
At their worst, a perceived coolness whore might stumble, late, into a conversation about female contraceptives or male pattern baldness and, upon hearing a prescription drug name, will claim to have once done lines of the afore-mentioned drug off the back of a hooker at a Hollywood party.
by Anthony Sheppard July 31, 2006
by jimmybone d May 27, 2008
something a chodemaster says when he/she doesn't take the time to actually read the email you just sent
John (chodemaster): "Can you look into this? (forwards an email chain without actually even reading anything attached)"
Mike: "Hey so I accidently deleted all the customer records in the database and didn't do anything you just asked"
John (chodemaster): "ok cool thanks"
Mike: "Hey so I accidently deleted all the customer records in the database and didn't do anything you just asked"
John (chodemaster): "ok cool thanks"
by America58 June 18, 2013
by the crumbums December 29, 2010
wow that was really cool is a phrase to be used when something is really cool first popularized by Dani
by qrtyuiop[;lkjhgfdsaZXCVBN December 03, 2020