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Venezuelan Coffee Pot 

An incredibly rare and difficult sexual maneuver in which the male (or penised female) inserts 15 coffee beans into their rectum. Meanwhile, the partner positions themselves at a 45 degree angle (head down) in the north corner of the largest room in the house. A funnel is then placed in their anus while the male or penised female deposits the coffee beans into funnel, therefore filling up the ol Venezuelan Coffee Pot. Great for both large family get-togethers or small dinner parties.
“Guys I can’t go jogging today. I got the ol Venezuelan Coffee Pot last night and I still can’t walk or sneeze.”
Venezuelan Coffee Pot by DeezNuuuutz September 2, 2019
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Hardcore Coffee Drinkers 

You are a hardcore coffee drinker if you have coffee in your veins and drink nothing but.

P.s.
You're a vampire.
Those persons are some real hardcore coffee drinkers.

Fly Coffee 

When you drink coffee thats sat out for a few days, maybe even a week, and there is a boat load of flys maggots ect. ready for you to drink!
Damn Son, that coffee's a couple days old, you really want to drink that shit?

Dad its fly coffee, at least Im getting protein!
Fly Coffee by 8bitmodern January 12, 2020

Happy Coffee

An Innovative Nigerian Coffee Brand poised at improving the Nigerian Coffee Culture. Founded in 2015 by Princess Adeyinka, Happy Coffee has been growing the Coffee drinking culture whilst using Nigerian coffee blends that directly supports the local famers.
Happy Coffee by PAt8633 January 31, 2020

Hard Coffee

When you've lost your will to live. Can also be used to describe someone whose feeling down.
Joe had a cup of hard coffee this morning.
Hard Coffee by SurvialFritz February 25, 2020

Hardcore coffee drinking 

drinking 5 cups of coffee, with each cup of coffee containing 500x the amount of caffienne in normal coffee
i plan to do some hardcore coffee drinking today

Indian coffee 

When jumping in a lake or a cold river in the morning to wake yourself up as american indians had no coffee per say
Dude im wasted, in need some indian coffee this morning
Indian coffee by boneshaker July 26, 2020