A Class Wanker

The biggest wanker out there, pure peanut, he goes fishing with his mates who don’t like him. His wife has a face pumped with Botox and he says “boys trip” on his Facebook posts

Willy: You remember peanut?

Peter: Who?

Willy: Peanut

Peter: Awwww isn’t he that bloke who had no mates in school and now hangs out with his “mates” from grammar 8 years younger than him?

Willy: Yeah that guy, wonder how he’s going now

Peter: Mate that guy is the biggest A Class Wanker

Peter: Hahah what a dropkick he was aye

by Spuddy Bruv January 5, 2024

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sour middle class

Overly bourgeois teenagers who study art as an outlet for their tortured soul due to never having to go without. Or people that believe that still voting Liberal Democrat is a viable option.

For example "The sour middle class are so depressed because they have everything they need, self harming over their 1st world problems!"

by TwistedHistorian June 4, 2014

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ham class

An obese person booking two seats in econony class on a plane travels ham class.

When it's time for obese people to board a plane, the gate agent says "Now boarding ham class".

by ReyVenge May 28, 2024

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URBAN PENAL CLASS

Ones incarcerated that connect to a PENAL SEX CIODE in an interesting way.

It is likely AARON WATSON PECKHAM gas an URBAN PENAL CLASS that indulges in all kinds of SEX IN prison and then sends each SEX ACT as a very well executed clear non ambiguous definition.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 20, 2021

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