Cooper

a guy with a small dick

Cooper wasn't very good in bed!

by smellypphold July 23, 2020

Cooper

Fuckes hoes pulls bitches and is the definition of fuuuuuckkked!

He’s a cooper huh bud

by lolega rweg June 12, 2020

Chopper squad

A group of men spinning their penises in a manner mimicking that of the blades on a helicopter. The meat is spun through hip gyrations or precise manipulation with the hands/digits. Men partaking in a chopper squad usually maintains a circular formation while also adding sound effects of helicopter motors to add to the realism and immersion of the chopper squad “in flight”. Sometimes, a cracker is used to add a competitive element to the ritual. The cracker is placed in the center of the chopper squad and then is ejaculated upon by each member of the squadron. The last to hit the cracker with his ejaculate then must eat the cracker.

Ronnie can’t get it up unless he visualizes one of the thousands of time he lost a game of chopper squad, no cap.

by truthgiver August 9, 2020

chopper

Chopper is an insult used to describe a bad golf player. Commonly used between friends.

You're such a chopper, you hit a Triplebogey.
Look, he hooked the shot. What a chopper.

by TigerWooods August 13, 2020

Cholera TV

The original method of motionless picture film invented in 1668. But these early TV's were not without drawbacks, being initially named the "poop soup killer" as when the Cholera TV first came out people were so shocked they literally shit themselves to death en masse. The people left behind were so preoccupied with their motionless picture Cholera TV's they hardly had time to dig mass graves for their friends and comrades.

The random nature of Cholera TV poisoning is also where the phrase "shit out of luck" came from.

Here is an example of a cholera TV in use in dungeons and dragons:
Cholera TV: infect target host with 2d6 visual damage per round to bowels/anus until dead or cleansed

"ever since these new Cholera TV's came out, people been shitting themselves over them"

by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2020

Cooper

He always has a Huge bulging throbbing cock. I can be straight and still want to have rough sex with him all night.

Woah cooper nice cock

by GawckGawck9000 August 22, 2020

Cooper

And absolute retarded fuck

Cooper is retarded

by Smart booiii August 23, 2020