unauthorised credit card swipe

when you get a random wedgie when your ginch rides up into your ass crack.

Jeeze, Tom, get your hand out of your pants! WTF is wrong with you?

Trying to reverse an unauthorised credit card swipe.
Ahh, ginch up your crack, eh? Okay, I had no idea. . .

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 21, 2022

V-Card

A credit card used to pay for v-bucks

1: Dude, you saw that awesome ninja skin in Fortnite?
2: Yeah, I wanted to buy it but my mum took my v-card privileges!

by h person May 25, 2020

The Birthday Card

One may choose to ‘play the birthday card’ within the 24 hour window known as their ‘birthday’ in order to guilt trip somebody into agreeing to their mediocre plans...

Dana: Dude I’m not just gonna come suck your dick at your dirty ass apartment then drive you 2 hours so you can hang out w/ your parents who you pretty much still live with anyways...
Russ: Gee that’s funny cause according to this calendar it’s MY BIRTHDAY.

Dana: Fuck, you’re playin the birthday card? Aight fair enough gahaaahhaahaha
Russ: Byawwwwww

by Rusty Spoons July 5, 2019

debit card crybaby

when u lose a debit card at a restaurant and start crying so u get free food

my friend rhys is a debit card crybaby. he got free food at state 48

by can't stop the shine September 8, 2021

Daz Card

If you don't want to respond to a weird or discomforting question use this.

Daz card is used in a sitatuion like this
Micheal : Sarah how old is your mum
Srah: DAZ

by Plotting December 8, 2019

Keeping a hand of cards

When you date and keep a handful of your Tinder matches you swept right on.

Are you seeing that person you met from Tinder exclusively, or are you "keeping a hand of cards?"

by The CELsta May 10, 2016

Ocean card

In texas holdem poker, there is the flop, the turn, and the river. The ocean card is the imaginary 6th card to be played to make the best 5 card hand.

I would have hit my draw if they played an ocean card.

by Ivana Johnson November 10, 2022