coffee

a crystalline compound that is found especially in tea and coffee plants and is a stimulant of the central nervous system.

Want some coffee?
Yea sure bro <3

by IeatCeral March 3, 2017

chaffee

Another word for a virgin who can't seem to get laid easily.

Man I'm suck and tired of being a chaffee I need some pussy.

by Anonymous Dick Slayer July 26, 2021

Harmar Coffee

After a night of drinking with friends, going for coffee with one of them to sober up, end up drinking more and then having sex in another friend's driveway.

Hey Tina, have you had any Harmar Coffee lately??? Would you like some?

by dr_strangepork February 5, 2005

curvy calfee

a usually vulumptuous and curvy man, that has the perfect combination of chunk and funk

Mmm Curvy Calfee is lookin extra chunky and delicious today!

by NOTHIN BUT CHUNK December 3, 2007

e-coffee

The table display at the free wifi cafe.

Walking over to Henri in the cafe, I noticed his table was bare except for his netbook. Looking at him questioningly, he blurted, "Shit. I forgot my e-coffee!"

by naninan August 17, 2010

coffee grind

Rubbing the crack of one's unclean ass against someone else's face in a act of degradation. The act itself is not unlike pissing on someone when they're down.

After he beat him up, he sat on his face and gave him a serious coffee grind.

by sweatypig May 28, 2011

coffee

someone who is coughed upon

"is the coffee ok? no he contracted bronchitis"

by Jabliz February 24, 2009