Matthew Broaderick

Da more-portly counterpart to da famous tentative-natured Hollywood actor.

Perhaps if Matthew Broaderick made a figure-trimming diet-and-exercise improvement, he could be a stand-in for da boy-faced brunette of "Forrest 'n' Adult Simba" notoriety.

by QuacksO November 16, 2022

Ruben broadbent

A stupid person who lacks brain cells and acts like an irrational cunt

Dave can’t even do simple maths, he’s such a Ruben broadbent

by lytnbrkr November 18, 2022

Funky broadway

Sing and dance in the nude while preparing a body for a funeral

Hey Sunshine, we can do the funky broadway all night long. Love Darla. #LingerDenverCO

by GoldenEyedLadyBear March 5, 2023

Rusty Broadsword

Post rectal coitus phalangeal manipulation of the phallic object.

Billy gave Diane the Rusty Broadsword on Saturday, she hasn't walked right since.

by Field Armorer July 28, 2023

Muppet Broadcast

When you fist two people at once, alternating strokes so that the recipients' grunts are in phase. The two fistees face the same way, so their reactions resemble a news broadcast, with a "muppeteer" underneath.

Can I do a muppet broadcast with you two?

by Knullthu February 29, 2024

Princeton Broadus

A fat black Pig that sucks at anything he does especially if it has to do with combat. He survives off a diet of Arby's and popeyes , he is gay for any black man who wants to be squahed by him.

Your being a Princeton broadus right now Ashton

by Spidermanfleshlightlover January 9, 2025

Ealing Broadway

An expression of Absolute joy and happiness. better used as an opposition to any kind of pessimism
other posible variations include: to be "Ealing your Broadway"

You are not very Ealing Broadway, are you
I'm feeling very Ealing Broadway
Are you Ealing your Broadway today?

by The cheese-dealer February 14, 2026